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Elbert Hubbard once said "Polygamy: An endeavour to get more out of life than there is in it." If today Hubbard had been alive then he would have surely changed his statement to 'get 86 times more out of life...'. The above picture is of the 'bravest man' in d world, shocked?? i can explain..i gave him this title coz generally d common man aka aam aadmi aka mango people aka regular log cant even think to handle two wives at a time rather they are depressed by the first one also..lol..its hard to understand women but this man, ohh i have to salute him , as he is still alive with his 86 wives ya u read it right "86 wives"...n just try to guess his age..try try..its 84...so now u understood why i saluted him....lol..
N please let me allow to reveal d last surprise i;e he has "170" CHILDREN...
If u r still alive after reading this then ur heart must b wel equipped....:D :D


If he have to give his bio data to some institution den it would b like this-
AGE- 84
MARRIED- 86 TIMES
CHILDREN-170

I m still in d shock mode n hope d same for u...u must b wondering how i mean "HOW" 170 KIDS!!!!! Some of his wives r even younger from his kids...ufff..i pity d women..n d children too...

If the advertisement sector looks into this matter then the above person would get to do d advertisement for 'ZANDU KESARI JEEVAN..badti umar mano thaam si jaye' tin tin tidin..!!

The above report is intentionally presented n all d above characters are still alive..n if u r one of the kid of the above person and presently feeling that its a conspiracy against ur family then d undersigned is not responsible, ask ur
dad aka "d promoter of population"..

If u still alive then comments....toodles....

signing off
redchuntni

game of hands n bollywood

Sunny deol's dialogue in 'Damini';'Yeh dhai kilo ka haath jab kisi pe padta hai toh who uththa nahi uth jaata hai..' is very much in my mind presently. You may b wondering d reason, i wil expalin it to you..

From 2 hrs i was having fulltoo headache n after trying all d medicines n ointment n wid no surprise dey proved to b useless..then mah mom settled in giving me a 'head champi' ..n guess what it amazingly worked but during d 'champi process' i was having super fantastic experiences coz in d name of 'champi' it was full on 'boxing'...my mom used all d energy she had n i thank her coz she wasnt angry at anything,if she had been d same then i wouldnt b alive n writing the blog..haha..In boxing mom's can surely take all d medals...

Anyways when i was getting punches on mah head i with a surprise, was remembering all d typical hindi movie dialogue about 'hands'...they were -

1.ye haanth mujhko dede thaakor..
2.Yeh dhai kilo ka haath jab kisi pe padta hai toh who uththa nahi uth jaata hai
3.main geeta pe haanth rakh kar kasam khata hun...
4.kanoon ke haanth bahut lambe hote hain..

n with her last punch of 'champi', my mind also ended up with d ultimate dialogue
5.dil pe haanth rakh ke bol 'ALL IZZ WELL'

Pheww..n amazingly i got rid with dat devil headache..now i can challege d headache n say 'tu mera kuch nahi bigaad sakta..mere pass maa hai'...

so today i m talking all about d game of hands n headaches....agar ye haanth naa hote toh hamara kya hota..jus think on dis on a very serious note...lol..

signing off
redchutni..

17 again...

Arthur Rimbaud once said;'When you are seventeen you aren't really serious.'

One of my frend is a poet n she wrote a poem named '17 again'...it reminded me d days when i was 17...it was d awsum yr of my life..teenage is d best part of d circle..d fun wid frenz , scul , bunking clases, teasing the famous 'couple' of d historic place called 'school'..
Quoting d words of MARK TWAIN;"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."..haha..funny one...
N after reading this i thank god for this creation of d system to educating idiots..n yes i proudly say dat i m happy to b one of those idiots n i love all d idiots who joined me in this idiotic tasks of 'education'..

Now standing at d last phase of my teenage i look bck to d glorious years of my life..i got my roots strong in dat phase, i got my life,my love,memories dat would never vanish n moreover a lifetime happiness..a bunch of rocking frenz, 'gud' teachers..lol..but now wid a surprise i miss d teachers also..i pity mahself but its TRUE THAT I MISS MY TEACHERS TOO!!! ahh..u need guts to say this...

An Italian proverb;"Little children, headache; big children, heartache"...i agree...
coz teenage is d only phase whr u cnt distinguish btween love and infatuation...but u enjoy being in love ,for others it may b waste of time but for d prsn 'infected' wid the 'virus' of LOVE..its life....

If u r reading this idiotic piece of mine then u surely are on of d idiots who got educated..n if u still r in ur teenage then do enjoy it beyond d limits....n if u have crossed this phase then do get involved with d great memories of that 'golden period'

Let me end this with the lyrics of Bon Jovi's song;-

It's my life
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just wanna live while I'm alive

It's my life
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said, "I did it my way"
I just wanna live while I'm alive
'Cause it's my life

signing off
redchutni

talking about.....

From yesterday m lost in a thought that why always women has to sacrifice evrythin...why r they not allowed to do evrything on their own...but as the government and law says that there is equality in evry field of life between men n women,whras in reality there's no such situation..i noe dat many men wil not agree to my point of view but i guess its d reality.....

Nyways i dun wanna go in detail...as a political science student i m promising mahself that i would do my bit of thing to improve the situation...i say dat evryone should do their bit n d world wil b again a place to live...n not a 'cement jungle'..why should we blame the govt if we r not gud at our parts....therefore i conclude dat we should join our hands n do sumthing to improve our situation...

Right now m watching a show called 'Jyoti', again a women based serial...uff...it is igniting me more...lets change d channel...

N a 'gud news' that my 1st year results gonna come..ohh i m feeling 'fantastic'..huh!!
oh god m damn dead.....!! god save me....pllleeeaassee....
moreover d damn university is not even informing d date of declaration...they r such an ******..they should atleast notify us about the exact date...!! bache ki jaan loge kya?? itni tension....:( :( : (

i will soon inform about d result....agar acha hua toh!!

signing off
redchutni

random analysis

today from d morning i m lost in a deep thought that after my departure from my home who wil take all d responsibilities i have been handling from the last 2 months of my vacations...anyways there is always a way where there is a will..:))
there is only 9 days left to my stay here...wil miss dis place n d ppl out here badly..:'(

Talking about d day then i hav been waiting badly for my partner to call me but i noe its next to impossible for him at this point of time...
Presently i m watching 'Rahul dulhania le jayega'...haha wat a comedy show it is..
n dat Rahul, why d hell is he ruining d life of all d pretty ladies....he is such an *******..but d laddies r also idiots who dun want Rahul n a married life but actually d money n fame...They very wel noe d 'golden history' of rahul...haha..he used to beat his wife who is said to b d one he had a 'love marriage'...huh!!! i jus hate d ppl wo disrespect women....

It seems that i m loosing mah track n about to vomit all m 'gud n healthy' feelings about dat rahul dulhaniya le jayega...no.1 comedy show....no i m wrong its d 2nd one ,first is always Rakhi ka swayamwar..haha

I hope dat my friend aka 'someone' wil b happy dat i m writing here in dis place...i dun noe why d hell i m writing but hopefully i could someday noe d main motive til then m not goin to give any heading to the posts....
wil wait for dat day when i would sense d motive...it may also happen dat i could never noe d reason or there is no reason at all but yes m enjoying doin dis...

chalo its long now..its enough for a day......may write at night....or may b not....umm umm..i guess so....

signing off..
redchutni....